"I needed to frolic!"

godtie:

DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??

IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?

DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?

DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU

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THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES

FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.

WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS

BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.

(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)


literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus


sorazilla:

kalun52:

Cas is warm (´;____;`)
I really love this fanfic by Chris T^T

The Way the War was Won by deans1911Rating: NC-17Word Count: 39,000 Summary: Dean and Cas are buddy cops faking a marriage for the benefits and tax breaks. Except for the part where Dean’s sort of actually in love with his partner and doesn’t realize it yet. 
 

sorazilla:

kalun52:

Cas is warm (´;____;`)

I really love this fanfic by Chris T^T

The Way the War was Won by deans1911
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 39,000 
Summary: Dean and Cas are buddy cops faking a marriage for the benefits and tax breaks. Except for the part where Dean’s sort of actually in love with his partner and doesn’t realize it yet. 

 


zombielove74:

glasmond:

HOLY SHIT

Umm. I think the guy that walked into the metro is dead.



mishallaneously:

Misha is late to his own panel what else is new



On "The French Mistake"
  • <b> Fan:</b> How was it to act as yourself and then die?<p><b>Misha Collins:</b> It was cathartic.<p>

cappyrogers:

just because I haven’t seen it posted over here yet, misha said he lost one of his wedding rings while at a party where he was floating in a pool with two topless women all night and his ring slipped off his finger while he was in the water



billboard @darrencriss fills our lives with #glee by stopping for a photo on the #vma #redcarpet.

billboard @darrencriss fills our lives with #glee by stopping for a photo on the #vma #redcarpet.